My Mother Taught Me

"Check out the things my mother taught me with a mothers lessons. My mother says if you, and I said that.

 

A Mother's Lessons

 

Twenty Six Lessons My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

 

2. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your Father gets home!"

 

3. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home!"

 

4. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

 

5. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

 

6. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

 

7. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

 

8. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

 

9. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

 

10. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

 

11. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

 

12. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

A Mothers Lessons

 

13. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

 

14. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

 

15. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

 

16. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

 

17. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

 

18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

 

19. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

 

20. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

 

21. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

 

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

 

23. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

 

24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

 

25. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

 

26. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

 

And this makes me think of mom!
"To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness." Confucius

 

More Pages About Mothers
Mothers and Mother's Day at a2000greetings ~ Mother's Day Word Scramble Search Puzzle ~ Mothers Poems at Our Holiday Site ~ Reflections of Mother

 

• Susan Flory
• Add Babbies
• https://www.addbabies.com/#hcard

Baby Shoes Puzzle ~ https://www.kidshoo.com/Free-Giveaway-The-Original-Reversible-Octopus-Plushie-Plush-Animal-Doll-Toy-p1372960.html

Save On Great Tasting, High Protein, Low Calorie Meal Replacement Shakes at dietDirect. Free Shipping When You Spend $69.

 

 

Puzzles Georello Tech
Puzzle Master Your help is always appreciated. Thank you.

Shop
Thank You.

 

You dont have to look far to see we are all about Babies. The cuties of the World. And we are working to make things great for kids.

SITE MAP
We Love all things Baby!! At Add Babies you dont have to look far to see. We are all about babies. Enjoy!
Home
| Good Friends | I Have Been Here All Night With Baby | Routines For Babie | Breast Feeding Toxin Free Food For Your Baby | Cards, Notes, Invitations and Stationary | Baby Showers | Bonding with Baby | Baby is Coming, Are You Ready | A Mothers Lessons

 

Poems
Everything you are

 

Parents And Baby Humor
| Childbirth at 65 Joke | I Am Glad I Am A Man What Men Really Mean | Man's Guide to Woman's English | Woman's Guide to Man's English

 

Christmas at Add Babies | Labor Day

 

| Those Sites |
Our Network Of Websites
Children's Safety Helping Kids at a2000greetings ~ Halloween Fun Scare ~ Webhost Websites ~ Mothers Poems at Our Holiday Site But oh! those battles, they last so long, from babyhood to the grave....

 

Privcacy Policy

 

Add Babies is SSL certificate secure. You can see the secure lock in the browser. This web site is verified and validated with a World High Assurance Certification. Trust check: Add Babies.com Trusted SSL Cirtificate

Thank you. We enjoy your visits!
FOR SALE
Add Babies .. Addbabies.com premium domain name. This domain name uses the dot com extension it is easy to spell and remember. And is a catchy name. You can easily buy this top-quality registered domain name. Call 1-866-284-4125 ( outside the U.S. call +1 339-222-5134 ) AddBabies.com is available and for sale! Here. Copyright © 2023 Add Babies. All Rights Reserved.