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Woman's guide to a mans English
"I'm hungry" = Feed Me;
"I'm sleepy" = Let's go to bed 
"I'm tired" = I'm tired 
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = See I'm doing things with you 
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
"May I have this dance?" = I'd like to get close to you 
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! 
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you 
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this 
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? 
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? 
"I love you" = Let's have sex now 
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! 
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before 
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! 
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me 
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys 
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

 

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